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Asian lawnmower...

by shekhar1973
03:01am - 13th August, 2008


..complete with :-

* senseless swearing and emotional distress every 4 days, for no reason other than the usual 2nd or 3rd generation confusion caused by zealous, yet caring and duplicitous parenting

* a botched repair job just before you buy it so you feel better about knowing youre gonna get ripped off

* a complete inability to go in a straight line ( a metaphor here, for the younger readers amongst us)

* more plugs and adapters than youll ever need, but NONE of them will work or fit.

available now at some huge warehouse, with the serial number scrubbed off, and repackaged in a black bin liner.

THANKING YOU

;-) x


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10:38am - 13th August, 2008mola ram
I assume this machine mows the lawn in 'desi-time'.

ie 'hojayega yaa... jaldi kya hai?'
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11:28am - 13th August, 2008shekhar1973
absolutely mundeya. In fact..

* a self-mowing mechanism, that NEVER responds when you set it, and is willing to work in the WRONG months of the year
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