Pay back time for this fecking landlord

by soniasab
10:51pm - 4th April, 2008


OMG!! I have been living 5 weeks of
pure hell with a Khali landlord, she is
70 from Jamica and does nothing but
feckin moan in my ear!

This is what I went through...Moved
job and said I would get somewhere
closer to work, plus the tenancy
agreement was coming to an end
and due to it being so expensive.

Moved in with the Khali Sali 5 weeks
ago and she gave me nothing but
hell. I was told that all my
food,(cereals, tins, bottles & stuff)
saucepans, cutlery, etc has only got
one shelf in the kitchen. Not allowed
even half a shelf in the fridge or
freezer and NOT allowed to leave
my toothbrush in the bathroom,
never mind shampoo, condition,
shower gel. Well I got f**ked off with
it and she complained why I had but
3 bananas and oranges in the fruit
bowl, I said well if there was room in
the fridge I would put them there but I
havent got any, opened all
compartment and the food in her
freezer was so crammed that some
even fell out when I opened the door
to show her.

Well I flew home for 5 days and she
came to the room and snooped
around saw my computer, Hi fi, TV
and freaked out at what the electric
bill might be.....ffs, and gave me 2
weeks notice which was last week,
so am leaving a week early.

Well am moving out tomorrow
morning thank f**k! and thinking of a
form of pay back, well the tooth
brush is gonna be doing the sprint
around the rim of her toilet bowl and
am thinking of taking the tinned tuna
opening it and leaving it under the
bed til she wonders where the smell
is coming from : )

Any other suggestions?

"No I am not going to her room and
take the false teeth out of the glass
and flush them as well" *cringes*