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Hazy Cosmic Jive05:16pm, 3rd May, 2005

Let the public decide
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kismet hardy05:07pm, 3rd October, 2005

Just so you know
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kismet hardy03:41pm, 23rd November, 2005

By Dekho & The Dhaniya Men

Cut it up...
Cut it up...

Who's on the seventh floor
Brewing alternatives?
What's in the bottom drawer
Waiting for things to give?

Spare us the cutter.
Spare us the cutter.
Couldn't cut the
Mustard.

Conquering myself until
I see another hurdle approaching.
Say we can, say we will,
Not just another drop in the ocean.

Come to the free for all
With celo-tape and knives.
Some of us 6 feet tall,
We will escape our lies.

Spare us the cutter.
Spare us the cutter.
C-couldn't cut the
M-m-mustard.

Conquering myself until
I see another hurdle approaching.
Say we can, say we will,
Not just another drop in the ocean.

Am I the happy loss?
Will I still recoil
When the skin is lost?
Am I the worthy cross?
Will I still be soiled
When the dirt is off?

Conquering myself until
I see another hurdle approaching.
Say we can, say we will,
Not just another drop in the ocean.

Watch the fingers close
When the hands are cold.

Am I the happy loss?
Will I still recoil
When the skin is lost?
Am I the worthy cross?
Will I still be soiled
When the dirt is off?
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kismet hardy04:00pm, 24th November, 2005

Anytime now...
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kismet hardy01:30pm, 25th November, 2005

'most poncy rhyme ever' nomination:

No time to wallow in the mire
And our love become a funeral pyre
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kismet hardy02:12pm, 25th November, 2005

It's so quiet.
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kismet hardy02:13pm, 25th November, 2005

It's so quiet.
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kismet hardy12:47pm, 29th November, 2005

"Never dated in 23 years of my life"

Really? I'm not joking, but I can't
comprehend that. How come? Fussy?
Strict family scenario? Scared? And
when you say no dating, does that
mean so snogging and holding hands
and stuff? I'm genuinely intrigued.
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kismet hardy12:47pm, 29th November, 2005

"Never dated in 23 years of my life"

Really? I'm not joking, but I can't
comprehend that. How come? Fussy?
Strict family scenario? Scared? And
when you say no dating, does that
mean so snogging and holding hands
and stuff? I'm genuinely intrigued.
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Gohir04:01pm, 1st December, 2005

cause i feel like it!
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kismet hardy10:40am, 3rd December, 2005

As the more intelligent among you will
already be aware, the new Trademark
Laws passed under the Section 2.9
bylaws means:

Phrases on the Internet are now
subject to copyright. But because this
is a new law, you can register your
phrase simply by adding the
trademark symbol next to it.

Simply copy and paste this onto your
choice of phrase:™

The Ramtreegang Gamaely Computer
(RGC) system will automatically check
to see if the phrase has been
registered before. If not – it's yours. To
use on the Internet forever.

But hurry, all the phrases are being
snapped up like wildfire™

(NB. I've received notification that 'Like
wildfire' is officially now my phrase.)

Once you trademark a phrase, the RGC
will notify the dominant e-mail
address on your ISP address.

The law went into effect only hours
ago, so start trademarking kids.
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kismet hardy10:40am, 3rd December, 2005

As the more intelligent among you will
already be aware, the new Trademark
Laws passed under the Section 2.9
bylaws means:

Phrases on the Internet are now
subject to copyright. But because this
is a new law, you can register your
phrase simply by adding the
trademark symbol next to it.

Simply copy and paste this onto your
choice of phrase:™

The Ramtreegang Gamaely Computer
(RGC) system will automatically check
to see if the phrase has been
registered before. If not – it's yours. To
use on the Internet forever.

But hurry, all the phrases are being
snapped up like wildfire™

(NB. I've received notification that 'Like
wildfire' is officially now my phrase.)

Once you trademark a phrase, the RGC
will notify the dominant e-mail
address on your ISP address.

The law went into effect only hours
ago, so start trademarking kids.
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kismet hardy12:22pm, 21st December, 2005

Not really. I made my peace with my
dad last night. After 17 years. And I
told my mum how to make a turkey
and even gave her my caramalised
pepper & carrot recipe.

Feels good.
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kismet hardy12:22pm, 21st December, 2005

Not really. I made my peace with my
dad last night. After 17 years. And I
told my mum how to make a turkey
and even gave her my caramalised
pepper & carrot recipe.

Feels good.
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kismet hardy02:28pm, 4th January, 2006

how was the asiana new year's eve
party?
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kismet hardy02:28pm, 4th January, 2006

how was the asiana new year's eve
party?
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kismet hardy06:10pm, 4th January, 2006

You and me zain

All the gay

Are we having pun yet?

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kismet hardy06:11pm, 4th January, 2006

You and me zain

All the gay

Are we having pun yet?

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kismet hardy12:56am, 5th January, 2006

zain isn't here. will I do as a poor sub?
we haven't had a proper chat. if you
assume this can be a poor sub for
proper...
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kismet hardy12:56am, 5th January, 2006

zain isn't here. will I do as a poor sub?
we haven't had a proper chat. if you
assume this can be a poor sub for
proper...
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kismet hardy10:45am, 5th January, 2006

mango pickle
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kismet hardy11:21am, 5th January, 2006

Now that twins are within the realm of
possibility (it could happen, I could
mistakenly grope one thinking it's the
other, kick in the nuts a bonus and all
that), I'm raising the bar of my sexual
fantasy

I want triplets
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kismet hardy01:31pm, 5th January, 2006

Hun, need to get the stuff BY THIS
FRIDAY or else we'll miss the deadline.
Post haste babe xX
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kismet hardy01:31pm, 5th January, 2006

Hun, need to get the stuff BY THIS
FRIDAY or else we'll miss the deadline.
Post haste babe xX
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kismet hardy01:46pm, 5th January, 2006


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kismet hardy04:56pm, 5th January, 2006

You can check out anytime you like
But you can never leave!
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kismet hardy12:30pm, 6th January, 2006

(in reference to AB's resurrection
thread: I put up the stone roses song
which I've easily heard a million times,
yet...)

I listen to a hell of a lot of music, as
I'm sure a lot of blokes do

But it's donkeys before we really listen
to the lyrics to find out what's being
said

I love the Pixies. Favourite band.
Couldn't tell you what any of the songs
are about even though I can sing along
to all of them. Same with every hip-
hop song I own.

So my question is:

Women listen to the lyrics of a song

Blokes listen to the sound and feel of
it

True or false?

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kismet hardy05:43pm, 24th January, 2006

you'll be pleased to hear I'm off to le
pub
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kismet hardy03:39pm, 26th January, 2006

had to be done
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kismet hardy07:11pm, 6th February, 2006

pogo stick, anyone?
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Kismet Hardy03:23pm, 4th January, 2007

Also starring:

Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Peter
Sellers, Oliver Reed, Marilyn Monroe,
Queen Elizabeth I, Emily Bronte,
Emmeline Pankhurst & Harry Houdini

I'd watch that. What's your dead big
brother household in hell?
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Kismet Hardy03:24pm, 4th January, 2007

Also starring:

Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Peter
Sellers, Oliver Reed, Marilyn Monroe,
Queen Elizabeth I, Emily Bronte,
Emmeline Pankhurst & Harry Houdini

I'd watch that. What's your dead big
brother household in hell?
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Kismet Hardy03:25pm, 4th January, 2007

Also starring:

Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Peter
Sellers, Oliver Reed, Marilyn Monroe,
Queen Elizabeth I, Emily Bronte,
Emmeline Pankhurst & Harry Houdini

I'd watch that. What's your dead big
brother household in hell?
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Kismet Hardy01:37pm, 29th January, 2007

I'd rather have a full bottle in front of
me, rather than a full frontal labotomy
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